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Can you imagine Sebastian Stan getting the script for Cap 1 and being like “oh hey, check out what a ladies’ man I am! Look at all the chicks I’m scoring! No more sad gay boys for Sebastian!”
And then he gets the script for Cap 2.
dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN
Are you the Doctor?
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
*reblogs to save deeply inspirational commentary*
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
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